Hillary Nutcracker

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No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined. How to use Hillary to her full potential: 1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary's thighs and squeeze. 2) Eat the nuts. 3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling. Specs: * Hillary's body is made of plastic and the nutcracker is stainless steel. Some people say the real Hillary is made of those as well. * She stands 9" tall. The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker can be yours for only $19.95!!

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